its been a while…..(so britney!)

Hello Loyal Followers…(ahh yeah, i have none! cept that guy who asked where i got my background. Just one of the ones they provide btw sir!)

Anyway…there again isn’t much to report. OHH WAIT YES THERE IS (dramatic build up there). I trekked back to the hole over the weekend (one night and it was torture) to go out for Town’s (I’m going to call her C because i so don’t remember what i named everyone!!) Birthday. Well….if you’ve ever pulled a piece of glass out of your foot…then you’ll know how i was feeling all saturday night. Again. Toture.

The night started off well enough. C, S and I were all sitting around in the hotel getting ready, eating, laughing, you know. It was comfortable! Then A, E and V show up. Now I like these girls. They’re fun. But they’re not exactly the most trustworthy, or the most classy of girls. So everyone was getting ready and drinking and the boys all came around. Then all hell broke loose. E was threating to beat up G (BRAND NEW CHARACTER PEEPS!!! shes young, hot bod…but horsey teeffff……oh deary) cos G said shit about E…omfg. can we chill out on the beating up talk ladies. The A and V got on side, and they were havin a nice bitch sesh, and C kinda lost it. By this time, my boyfriend and his warm bed were flashing through ma mind. ERRRGGG….. So after a few more drinks and 20 year old men jumping out of cupboards (maturity) we headed out to town. Welll…..things just went downhill from there. After a couple hours of extreme fun (even if i was surronded by CUBs…(fab new word…it means cashed up bogan…def love!)) a scud missile headed for town, in the form of an ugly boy, who btw has a dead tooth. If i seem bitter….i am. The scud…well, him n me, used to be a thing (did i mention this already…shmeh, u can hear it again!) until he met C (who was my bestie at the time), then he moved onto her. Well ah yeah they’re best friends now (cough cough, lies anyone?), n he came to celebrate her birthday (sooo sweet..errrrr…yeah.) but yeah, rocked up with his new chick (skinny, pale, wearing jeans that were waaayyyyy tooo big!). so C then proceeds to bestie up with tha bitch, and the aformentioned dead toothed scud missile decides to make shit with me even more awkward! By this point my whinge levels had gone to EXTREMEEEE!!!! and I was ready to pack it in and go home. But not before another two hours in an azn club (loves the style btw). I then went home, fell into bed, passed out, woke up four hours later. Yes. No sleep. Then to drive all the way back to my new home town! Wow…dull story. It seemed a lot more excitin in my head.

Anyyyywwaaayyy, my lovely parents have dissapeared to the other side of the globe…to Florida. They’re seeking out their retirement home. No I’m totally kidding. CONFERENCE. and of course, for the 3rd year in the row, I am not allowed to go (i hate work!). Hmm but the ever beautiful mother will bring me loads back. Cos she’s a gem.

May or may not have had a massive fight with my boyfriend, and kicked him out of my car. And then i had to get my sorry on, and pleade with him to get back in the car. Ok, so I could not leave him in the middle of no where, and I kinda wanted a bit of nookie later on! Sorry…I am 19, and a girl!

I haven’t seen my adorable little B in sooo long! I am supposed to go out and visit her one night this week….but when…when will i go?

FINALLY GETTING MY HAIR DONE. Last time I promise to leave it, so my boss’s daughter can use me as a hair model. My roots….its actually that embaressing. I just let myself go until i get my hair done. Tacky. Im starting to look like trailer trash. Its yuk.

Welll, nothing else going on.

Stay pretty people.

xoxoxo